*Click heels*…theres no place like home, theres no place like home. Dorothy must have been really fuckin high off of some drug because this shit doesnt work.
YOUR MOM’S LIKE
BUT WHEN YOUR GUESTS LEAVE, SHE’S LIKE
OH MY FUCKING GOD. SO FUCKING ACCURATE.
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6) Waste of Time Jerk
7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion
8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One
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11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg!
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I seriously watch this 4 times and cracked the f-ck up every time.
LOL. She seems like she`s on crack. Heard this was a parody.
lol start her a chow mein trust fund
oh this bitch done lost her mind…cryin over noodles? #icant
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